SUBWAY BALLOONERY : Try Not To Suffocate!
- I never thought I could feel so claustrophobic yet so festive!
- This is the MTA’s way of showing they know how to party… by blowing the last of the surplus on balloons.
- “What do you mean the clown took the truck?!?! How the hell am I going to get these balloons to the birthday party?” - Owner of The Balloon Saloon, thirty minutes earlier.
- You know.. this is the first time I ever hoped someone pulled a gun on the train.
- This was actually a deleted scene from Die Hard: With a Vengeance. “Simon says take these giant bags of balloons downtown during rush hour or else…”
- When I was five years old living in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I thought every subway looked like this.
- Hours later, they found several bodies under those balloons.
- How the hell are the crazies, the kids selling M&M’s, that guy that sells batteries, the break dancers, the Mariachi bands, the magician with live animals, the Scientologists with Dianetics flyers, the lone bucket drummer, the Doo-Wop group with really bad harmonies, and the guy that insists on angrily walking between train cars going to get through?
- Do you have any balloons shaped like the shame that guy in the gray shirt is feeling?
- An unidentified man took out a safety pin… then all hell broke loose!
*** Thank you to Miguel for sending this beautifully colored pic! I’ve been waiting to use this one for awhile! Keep on Douchin’ ***
**** … just found out Balloon Saloon is a real place a few blocks from me. Follow them on twitter @BalloonSaloon ****
LMAO!! Dude, only in NYC.
